Monday, February 9, 2015

Usher

Usher

I have many fond memories of Usher over the years. As a newly de-virginised 17 year-old, I skipped in arms with my besties to Usher's stadium show. My friend cried when Usher came out. I just came.

Years later I'm still listening to the sultry sounds of Usher's best album Confessions, arguably one of the greatest 'albums-to-listen-to-while-having-sex' of all time. (Next only to D'angelo's Voodoo).

I know, I know you all hate him for what he did for Justin Beiber and I don't blame you! I hate that little tattoo donning, Gomez boning prick.


But let's go back to a time before Beiber was even born, a time when when R&B reigned supreme, that golden era: the early 2000s and see why Usher Raymond is our new man of the week.

1. Nails the leather pants


2. Understands that shorts are never a good look, even at the beach.

3. Knows how to cook you a good breakfast. 

With sides.


4. Rocks the do-rag.

5. Has cool friends

6. Pays tribute to afore-mentioned friend in spectacular, clit rubbing ways.

7. Is a great daddy
(please be my daddy)


And we all know that being a good father/confessional lover makes for some serious Hot Manness.

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Just a little something to leave you with ladies.